Dear Mr. Trump: February 14, 2017

By: 
Marsha Ramps
Date: 
02/14/2017
MelissaSpicer

Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer

Dear Mr. Trump;

Politico said you were miffed over SNL's gender-bending skit where a woman played top White House player Sean Spicer. So, you must have been doubly miffed when another woman played Attorney General Jeff Sessions this last weekend. 

These antics have yielded one of SNL's highest rated shows in years, so expect more. (I personally like the internet’s idea of Rosie O’Donnell as Steve Bannon – uncanny resemblance and you hate her - a twofer!). 

I wonder how long before SNL makes their way down to your son Eric? Oh, I know, Eric and his brother aren’t really members of your White House regime; they’re family, children even. So, they shouldn’t be subjected to stabs of humor on a national platform. 

Agree, except that instead of putting Trump Inc into a “blind” trust, you had the boys "take over." Well, I say you’d have to be blind to believe the kids aren’t using their connection to you to flog your assets. Do you not talk business over dinner with the kids? 

Anyone dealing with Trump Inc is immediately reminded of the connection since meeting up with your sons requires going through an phalanx of secret service personal. Those agents are being paid for by U.S. taxpayers. (Note: Eric’s 2-day trip to Uruguay cost $97,830, just in hotel bills.) 

EricTrump

Eric Trump*

Speaking of hotels, if you have dealings with the White House, where are you going to stay while in DC? Trump International or the Willard? It’s all very much winks and nods. Being from Chicago, we know winks and nods. What are you going to do when you exit the WH? Run for alderman? 

ODO

Odo (René Auberjonois)**

So I say they’re up for the same ridicule and satire as the rest of the crew. That being said my gender-bender suggestion for Eric is Joanna Lumley who played Patsy Stone in Absolutely Fabulous; she’s a dead ringer for your son. Oh, maybe add a little bit of Odo (René Auberjonois) from Deep Space Nine. 

Interesting fact: AbFab creator and costar Jennifer Saunders said Trump's first wife Ivana, Eric’s mum, was the inspiration for Patsy – we’ve come full circle!

Photos: *Jeff Mitchell, Getty Images, **Pinterest

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